happy birthday to me

Tomorrow, I turn another year older. Not necessarily wiser. Definitely smart-assier.

I’ve got my health and great friends and family ( <3 ) and am generally a pretty content cookie. But a birthday wishlist of stuff I covet can’t hurt, right?

‘ride it like you stole it’ shirt

I’d love an evening out on this patio – which looks like the most inviting outdoor space ever.

felt bacon iphone case!
‘come and take it’ Texas revolutionary flag - possibly a great “welcome” sign for the house?
It’s tragic, but I want them anyway for gameday – New Orleans Saints nail decals!

Beef ribs from Blacks BBQ - they ship within the US, and if you can sneak it past Australian quarantine ill be your BFF.
This baby chipmunk (!!!) I’d name him Gary. Or Hank.
Well aren’t these just truly ridiculous? Cowboy boot slippers.
gotta balance out the sass with a little Southern belle – magnolia hair clip
Personalised brands for steaks. Smell that BurgerMary sear.
I’d love a vintage Griswold skillet – they don’t make em like they used to.
The burger pocket press – makes stuffed burgers. I’d throw a party and see how crazy the filling options can get.
totally lovin on this copper and leather cuff
One for the ladies, the cheeseburger compact mirror.
a cuddly collection of plush meat pillows
shotgun shell flash drive

So. Like what you’ve seen so far but you really wanna splurge and get me something memorable? Awww shucks. Well then, I’d be thrilled to accept this SAUCESOME outdoor kitchen:

All y’all are invited over for BBQ and beer.

Posted on Apr 13, 2012

4 Comments

  1. Crabbler says:
    April 13, 2012 at 9:59 am

    Happy Birthday Burger. Hope your day is as meaty and delicious as a brisket fried brisket, brisket.

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  2. tobiahquin says:
    April 13, 2012 at 11:06 am

    I want some of these. Especially the USB drive. Happy b’day!

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  3. smokinronnie says:
    April 14, 2012 at 2:11 am

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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